Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

Lego man

The guy who fell into the river in lego city

"A lego man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"

by lego city guy December 6, 2021

Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.

My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.

by CromwellIV April 18, 2024

Coochie man

"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.

"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"

by Meowlollol May 1, 2022

Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111

Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree

by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023

Scary Man

A man who decides to make people scream by doing many fearful and unexpected things.

Lucas promised to become a scary man around Graham when he lied about his identity.

by Wifi Goes Die December 7, 2020

poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.

"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"

by spazwcr July 7, 2020