ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

Shit Show

See Kodye's Garage

Kodye's little circus clowns turned her garage into a complete shit show.

by UncleAdRock July 2, 2019

Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 2, 2019

Shit-kicker

Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.

"George just said that vaccines cause global warming!"
"Ignore him, he's just a shit-kicker."

by Metaphoricaltigers July 4, 2019

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019