artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose

I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter

by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023

shit swamper

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022

Stubborn Shit Head

-Definition: Beyond Stubborn

-A stubborn head of shat.
-So stubborn that it makes you want to bash your head against a brick wall.
-The poop emoji.
-So stubborn that it makes them a shitty shit head.

-Someone that won’t budge on a topic despite knowing they may be wrong.

-Someone that is in the wrong and doesn’t want to own up to that in fear.

-Someone that chooses to be a stubborn shit head cause it’s easier than being wrong.

Wow, he sure is a stubborn shit head!

by Jay1212 February 22, 2021

peck the shit

To beat the living shit out of someone.

That fucker slept with my wife and I am going to peck the shit out of him!!!

by 35+75 June 13, 2022