My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)

Now this person Emily is the most sweetest person in the world. She's the most amazing girlfriend in the history of girlfriends and if you disagree go cry a river xx

My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)

by Cait.xo7 May 14, 2022

Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.

Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

My password is F*ck you B*tch

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by Gn Leumassy March 17, 2022

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

Do you want to see my liquorice box?

When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky

“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”

by itstoneytone March 7, 2022