you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 2, 2018

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

I love you

A term that is used to tell others you want to be with them and that you're their favorite person but now days it just means they like you for a week.. few months and then they will shatter your heart and never think about your well being. They think its funny and cool to break someone when in reality you can never trust someone who says "i love you" unless its yourself.

I love you.. although I'm cheating on you because you where never good enough.

by we_are_never_<okay> May 23, 2021

what i do den

when you be high af and your homie think you did da suck dick motion, so you gots to asks him what u did. If ya homie them demonstrates da suck dick motion, then you know HE GAY

does *suck dick motion*
homie: "do that shit again"
*acts out a dance* "da wha did"
homie: "nah you didn't do dat"
"what i do den"
*homie acts out da suck dick motion*
"nah homie gay, on my momma you suck dick"

by Critch the witch February 22, 2020

And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

by NaRa28 November 8, 2019