Any dude wearing a Bareeze-branded sherwani along with a cheap, crusty vest crafted at some mom and pop tailor shop, and knockoff Sunglass Hut sunglasses, walking like an astronaut who took a dump inside their spacesuit .
At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.
by skimpypaki081447 July 17, 2021
Get the Bareeze Manmug. A Sexual activity during Fellatio, deep throating , in which your male partner crashes his penis swiftly past your throat barrier and saying “Oh yeah!” Similar to when the kool aid man breaks through the wall.
by Josheronica December 18, 2020
Get the The Kool-Aid Manmug. by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020
Get the Broccoli Manmug. A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Manmug. Retarded Racist discord and reddit user from east Poland who lives in west Poland.
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
by Tit sucker January 20, 2024
Get the Toast Manmug. She tells him when he can and can't see his kids even though he has a court order. He's such a vaggy man.
by Medsched December 28, 2011
Get the Vaggy Manmug. A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
by Rashholevortex February 20, 2022
Get the Body manmug.