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Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023
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Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
by smexy mar January 9, 2022
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what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
by butterdog99 September 20, 2021
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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lil man marcy

a newly warlock to witch marcus who turned transgender a woman with a penus
by hey hey hey everyone April 6, 2022
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yoga man

The term “Yoga Man” was coined by FTC Team Steel Wings, team number 27082, who compete in Robotics as part of Texas UIL. It refers to a mechanical arm on their robot that rocks back and forth from the front to the back, mimicking the motion of someone performing yoga stretches—hence the name “Yoga Man.”
1. “The Yoga Man mechanism on our robot helps balance the game elements as it rocks back and forth during gameplay.”
2. “Team Steel Wings designed the Yoga Man to efficiently move objects from the front to the back of their robot.”
3. “During the match, the Yoga Man performed perfectly, demonstrating its smooth and controlled motion.”
4. “We named the arm ‘Yoga Man’ because it moves like it’s doing yoga stretches.”
by Steel Wings January 20, 2025
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Going He-man

The Act of dating younger women. Typically used when a high school senior dates a freshmen.
Hey bro I think i might be going He-man! I have a thing for dating freshmen and I'm a senior.

Its ok bro you're not 18 so its all good.
by Greaser96 September 20, 2014
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