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MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
When I was sad I needed matt man
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
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milk man

the man mom ran off with. they went extinct 100 years ago. however he didnt bring mother back
daddy look its the man who took mommy! the milk man!
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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Damn Man!

A way to tell someone DAMN MAN!!
insert name: Man!
insert another name: What?
insert name: I just got voted to be the next president!
insert another name: DAMN MAN!!
by Posh and Fancy! December 10, 2020
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HANO MAN

MALE OR FEMALE WITH PROTRUDING LOWER JAW
DODO ABU BAKERY IS A NOTORIOUS HANO MAN AND CORRUPT BUSINESMAN. BUT UNLIKE HIS JAW, ALL HIS MONKEY BUSINESS IN THE BUSH WERE HIDDEN BY SIBUYA DA COW AND DA GANG
by ANUNE_CHOW&FAT99 March 20, 2022
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man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer
random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo
by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022
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I am the man

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."
by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020
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