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Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
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Ioannis (the Finished man)

Aka teleiomenos andras in greek, is the greek guy named Giannis who likes to overdose in cigarettes, wine, lamb, whiskey and vodka. He is always ready for the last moment of his life as a chance to overdose again.
Gianni (Ioannis (the finished man)) you look like you have quitted life.
Yes my friend! Now smoke with me and let me put some lamb for you on the fire.
by gr_turbovtec November 20, 2021
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Melancholy Man

Some people say that I'm a melancholy man
When all is said and done

It's just the way I am
The sun is blazing as I wander into town
A long grey overcoat which trails along the ground
And when I'm walking past the children in the park
They stop their games, they shout my name
And run behind my back
If only they could see how happy I can be
But sometimes they must look away

Or so it seems to me
I think I'll always be a melancholy man
I know when all is said and done
It's just the way I am
But if you have the time

Please listen while you can
Does anybody understand?
I'll always be a melancholy man
The sky is blue today
Here in your nowhere land
And how are you today, my melancholy man?
You saw us looking through a window of a bus
We smiled at you but you didn't smile at us
And when you're old and grey
Your days are at an end
You'll wish that you had someone who
You could call a friend
Yet only I can see how happy you can be
Oh, sometimes they must look away
Or so it seems to me
I think I'll always be a melancholy man
I know when all is said and done
It's just the way I am
But if you have the time

Please listen while you can
Does anybody understand?
I'll always be a melancholy man

When all is said and done, my melancholy man
The sky is blue today, my melancholy man
"And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But I could have told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you"
As beautiful as you, my melancholy man
by Death Menace June 11, 2023
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Little baby man

A person - typically a male individual - who is submissive in nature and usually short, can be a brat as well.
Look at this little baby man! Aww, he wants uppies!
by dishwasherhehehehe September 15, 2022
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Everybody's Man

Being everybody's man that's folding hoes like Kiko. Basically its being a gigglo.
Are you being Everybody's man? You damn right I'm everybody's man.
by Dopestar Knowledge March 28, 2025
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Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014
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mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!
Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.
by lilly1974 February 4, 2009
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