my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

slide down to my spot and get some ones

to go to the bank and get money

im gonna slide down to my spot and get some ones. be back at 8:00

by Drew P. Balls March 15, 2009

fo-shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle...drizzle.

What you say when you are surprised and dont have words to say.

Bob: "What's up dude?"

Mike: "fo-shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle...drizzle." If it isnt Bob!"

by iamyoursandwich January 3, 2013

You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

put my name down flip it and reverse it

ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM

Person A: what does missy elliot say?

Person B: "put my name down flip it and reverse it"

A: ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM

by poopNaked August 16, 2011