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Man-pon

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments
Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!
by Big Medicine November 22, 2024
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cunt of man

when a man looks crazy trying to make a women look crazy
"cunt of man"

Defined as something along the line of gaslighting a women:

Mary: I used to have 980 friends on facebook and be really popular

Sean: I hate you for thinking you have friends, you're so dumb, you're probably lying

Mary: I can't find my old Facebook page
by soniakhan_sleuth November 26, 2024
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Most divorced man

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet
by Tbenson November 27, 2024
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#1 MAN

The pinnacle of the MAN gender, the greatest MAN to ever live. Every woman loves HIM. And HE will never be defeated.
And that MAN is ME. OBVIOUSLY
by Josefth3ripper November 28, 2024
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galaxy gas man

Pedro yn on every drug known to aliens
person 1: Yo where is galaxy gas man

Person 2: He digging in me

The crowd: THOSE WHO KNOW, BALKAN RAGE
by yn and fn December 2, 2024
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2 man able

When a girl/guys friend is good looking enough for a 2 man.
“Ohh is that Rebecca she cute, she 2 man

able”

“Why are all of Logan’s friends 2 man able “
by T.A.D123 December 3, 2024
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Dan The Man From Pakistan

I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
by Danthebigcockedman December 6, 2024
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