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your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well
His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”
by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018
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slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus
Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
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Why the fuck yall keep denying my words

I got some fire words and bitch ass niggas keep denying my shit you lame ass niggas but if someone allows this your a W nigga
Me: Why the fuck yall keep denying my words
by YRGkami January 19, 2021
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I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"
by Stunts5 March 11, 2008
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My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story
Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
by PPratty February 23, 2020
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if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.
Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock
by Ehat is this May 4, 2023
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