pissy cheesy dick (PCD)

A bellhead encrusted with smegma which has a pungent odor of day old urine combined with the finest, stinkiest cheese France has to offer.

Tommy hasn't showered in a week and now has pissy cheesy dick (PCD).

by - anonymous - April 25, 2007

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty bandit February 25, 2019

Dick-filled fatty puss

An overweight vagina, loaded with a king's bounty of cock.

The shape of her dick-filled fatty puss inspired the growth of my tan banana in such a way...

by Evolution's Solution November 27, 2011

loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

by Elliott July 18, 2005

Kick dick day

Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyone’s dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October

I kicked my boyfriends dick today because it was kick dick day

by Jill the handy girl October 4, 2020

jump off my dick

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick

by Adam August 10, 2004

Dick weed

A person who is sometimes mean

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed

by Hellobello July 5, 2014