I can respect that

When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.

Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.

Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.

by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023

Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

by Grouchy Buddha March 2, 2023

I am 50 cent

Referring to a Latin Cult (JLH) that can put you in 50 pieces. When said, it is a threat.

Stop playing with me, I am 50 cent.

by xennAsh March 3, 2023

I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023