Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

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don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now

1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

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fuck me until you cum in my pussy

The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm

Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt

by Deadpool_RedSuit November 20, 2017

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well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

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My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

by thaPacketman3 June 24, 2011

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