fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 22, 2015

bearded coral

a hairy dick.

8==D bearded coral

by mrbiggyman March 19, 2011

release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.

I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.

by E money D December 21, 2017

beard drool

The pussy juice that is dripping off of a man with a beard.

I made her cum so hard while eating her pussy that I ended up with beard drool.

by DaJRizzle February 06, 2023

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts May 01, 2019

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 06, 2015