weed

is the best substance known of all time.
you smoke it,or make hash brownies with it.

stoner- hey man, wanna smoke some weed?
smart kid- naw man i don't smoke weed, i smoke fools like you on the basketball cort!

by empty!!!!!! December 15, 2008

Space Weed

An illegal substance (Marijuana) that is inhaled through a pipe, and the resulting effect is fucking insane. IT makes you feel all floaty n' shit. It messes with your nervous system or some shit cause it is really crazy, and probably laced with meth and cocaine. Also maybe heroin. But it is DEFINITELY worth the title of "Space Weed".

George: (tweakin out on the floor) I feel so right man. So right...

Tim: Yeah dude it's fuckin' space weed.

by niggah jim March 3, 2009

weede

excellent, or 'high-grade' weed. the smoke of choice for connoisseurs.

tyronne: yo man, this shit is banging

Harry: yeah man, it's the high-grade weede

tyronne: fo shiz

by Harry W September 22, 2006

Weed Dragon

noun.
\ˈwēd ˈdra-gən\

1. A parasitic form of tumbleweed and/or creature indigenous to western Nebraska that attaches itself to the undercarriages of rural vehicles.

2. A tumbleweed stuck under your car that, as a toddler, when your dad mentions there is "a weed, draggin' under the car", you interpret it to mean "a weed dragon is attacking us!"

Oop, looks like there's a weed dragon under the car again.

by wyobraskadragonslayer September 15, 2011

Barn-Floor Weed

Shitty ass weed. Could just be terrible weed or maybe it's just oregano.

Yeah it was pretty funny, i sold Jim some shitty barn-floor weed.

by Dante P October 17, 2005

weed

I plant that is all too common around the globe, that is smoked by bored teenagers and bored adults. Defended by more frequent users as either God's greatest gift to man-kind since glass and thumbs, or a safer substance than cocaine or meth. This type of defense is what makes everybody think we are baboons.

The affects of weed varies with every person, but generaly euphoria and calmness follows after you are high. But it makes my legs twitch.

Bah, If I can't get weed by Friday, I just may have to do something productive.

Luis is something of weed leech, but he has nice hair.

This weed compliments my 24-pack of pudding cups very nicely.

by Yelsmirg July 24, 2008

Weed

A plant in which that if you smoke you become high. It is not a drug

"keep it green and smoke weed"

by nicole_420 March 19, 2009