Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
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by Nuhtella June 30, 2018
Get the book mug.Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023
Get the Reading a Book mug.the book of mormon is a mormon scripture claiming to be documents of jesus christ visiting the americas. the only branch of christianity to use the book of mormon as scripture is mormonism or “the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.”
despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.
as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.
while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.
as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.
while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
Person 1: “Dude, did you know mormons believe native americans came from the middle east?”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”
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Get the Book-slapped mug.It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.
The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.
It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.
Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.
The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.
It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.
Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.
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