squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020
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fish boat

Just to let her know I had more than a passing interest I spread her legs and gave her a zesty fish boat .
by June 17, 2016
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confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.
Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.
by Notable Peasant December 08, 2016
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trumpet fish

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.
by Anonymous December 23, 2002
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Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.
I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son
by Channman February 27, 2017
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alex fish

A strange person with a fake sounding British accent that has 0 chill. Alex Fish can usually be spotted laughing at the music teachers corny jokes or being roasted by his peers. He is a releative of Eugene and they can usually be spotted about who will wear the trench coat to school.
"Dude We were all roasting Alex Fish in science and in the middle of the roast he told us he way bi!"
by IGotAutism March 01, 2017
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fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".
Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?
by IFuckedYourDad January 12, 2017
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