Tard on

Wore slick out

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .

by anonymous March 5, 2021

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Fuck tard

A fuck tard is someone who is both a fucker and retarded

Man 1: look at that dude he’s such a fuck tard

Man 2: yeah I know he can’t even do anything right

by Heiscool666 January 10, 2020

/k/tard

A user of the /k/ firearm board on 4chan.

/k/tard - "you can fit a 50. BMG round inside a 12 gauge"
random user - "cool story you /k/tard"

by Dick's Stealers October 30, 2023

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 8, 2019