zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 29, 2010

zombie

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018

Zombie

A person who is dead asleep and will wake up looking like trash.

She is a zombie with her face looking like that.

by Zuzubts May 15, 2018

Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020

Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.

This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.

by fixo March 6, 2019

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz

It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!

by Not zombie February 7, 2024