Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

heroshima_9/11

just another fucking pratical joke america did to some place in asia

"Did you see those retarted down syndrome chinks as they were watching their country burn like a piece of shit on fire in heroshima"

heroshima_9/11

by b_i_g - n_i_g_g_a - p_u_s_s_y May 14, 2018

11

When you destroy the shit out of your opponent
Short for haha

Him: 11
Me: Fuck you

by gayzad July 10, 2023

9/11

The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,e were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, two of the world's five tallest buildings at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C., in an attack on the nation's capital. The third team succeeded in striking the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense in Arlington County, Virginia, while the fourth plane went down in rural Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt. The September 11 attacks killed 2,977 people, the deadliest terrorist attack in human history, and instigated the multi-decade global war on terror, fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere.

instead of 7/11 i got 9/11

by Raven Definies February 28, 2024

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

Room 11 day

ROOM 11 IS A FRICKEN CRAZY CLASS!!THERFOR OCTOBER 11 THERE WILL BE A DAY CALLED ROOM 11 DAY FOR THE STRANGEST CLASS IN UNIVERSE.

Girl 1: ROOM 11 is strange

Girl 2: For real, there's literally a day called "Room 11 day"

Girl 1: really? Well that sounds lame.

Girl 2: Yea, Cassandra. There's no point in Room 11 day

Girl 1: It's literally on October 11, how lame.

by Anonymous1111666677 October 6, 2021

May 11

National Cheerleading day!

- Yo did you see what ryancea posted on her instagram story?

: yes about may 11th?

- yeah i was confused

: why? may 11th is national cheerleading day!

by flovertale May 11, 2022