People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.by K7Noel March 16, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.This term is used to describe a jacked alpha male whose heterosexual status is very obvious. A 100% straight male will always pursue success, from accomplishing chords of braided muscle to breeding with a fit Instagram model. He always prioritizes his appearance, health and social status amongst hot women. He'll regularly provide judgemental aid and guidance to men and women on how to better themselves, even to those who do not share common intentions, since a 100% straight male is utterly invested in his lifestyle and has no interest in changing his behavior.
Arthur: Damn, dude... Hizkiahu's girlfriend is so fit! And she's a Fashion Nova model!
Ran: He's clearly 100% straight.
Ran: He's clearly 100% straight.
by tenenbaumogger March 17, 2021
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A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
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Get the Straight Bang'n mug.When a man painfully ejaculates after anal into another man's belly button,locks it out and sucks him off afterwards
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