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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
mugGet the Kidney Stonedmug.

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
mugGet the Stone Hand Syndromemug.

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours
I listened to my music and stoned out
by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022
mugGet the Stoned outmug.

Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
mugGet the Stone Woodsmug.

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly
Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?
by guyontop69 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Stone Cold Beersmug.

Space stone

1/6 stones thanos needs to balance the universe. The space at one allows you to travel anywhere in the universe on any planet of your choosing. Thanos wears it on his middle finger knuckle (also where iron man wears it in Avengers:endgame)
Thanos:it's the space stone, or your brothers head
Loki: gets the tesseract
mugGet the Space stonemug.

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.
Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.
by Bad weather August 29, 2017
mugGet the Ghost Stonedmug.

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