An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
by tgirl93 October 31, 2012
by Giggity Goo March 15, 2017
This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.
Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.
by Savage Glen May 01, 2017
by Daddy_Dollar November 10, 2013
the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.
by pantsman40 February 27, 2011
The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.
This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.
This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.
by _Announcer August 30, 2015
when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed
michigan snow plow is the new doggie style
by abe owner August 07, 2008