Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

pc slam

when you fake a backshot in doggy style you spit on her back and slap her with your nut.

“yo i imma hit this hoe with a pc slam.”

“i pc slammed her last night.”

by yungmacgyver November 10, 2021

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

Slam dunked

When your having a wank and accidently jizzed in your belly button on the full

(After wank) fuck I just slam dunked myself again

by Vette is a cunt March 21, 2019

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.

Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.

by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013

Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

by Valefar August 27, 2021