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liams shoes

his shoes are delightfully polished. Although they lack in laces they r made up for by his big heart and kind souk
"wow you have the liams shoes on, there so nice"
by stebry September 4, 2025
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shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
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Shoe-Rape

Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.

This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".
by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022
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Shoe

"Hey man, why are you wearing shoes?"
"idfk"
by HadsDoesThings March 5, 2022
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pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina
That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.
by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023
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shoes

by Rosha is a girl January 6, 2020
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