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River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
by Lanee June 9, 2015
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river eye

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan August 1, 2015
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riverside carwash

The Riverside Carwash

Is when you are titty fucking a girl but backwards so your butt hole is rubbing on the girls nose and mouth. People from riverside are naturally dirty gross people so a Carwash in their terms would be like washing there car with dirt.
That girl from riverside last night let me sit on her face while I rubbed my dick between her tits. She said it was a riverside carwash
by Anti_h_ero October 20, 2015
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Riverside

A small town in Oregon that smells like shit and the the females are all sluts their rival is Umatilla high which is way better than them in every sport especially basketball and football

And we have better education and less tramps

Fuck the river rats
"Does riverside have a good sports program"

"Hell no"
by 2$:!;8@:(@&;&1( January 18, 2016
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riverneck

When a passenger needs to angle their head around the shifter and under the steering wheel to get into position for roadhead, making his or her neck wind like a river. Roadhead
She strained to riverneck her former boss so as not to alert authorities.
by MLKOEBJO October 14, 2016
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riverbutt

When you've drank too much alcohol the night before, then the next day you have constant diarrhea.
Joe- Hey do you want to go see a movie?

Sam- Oh man, I would but I have an extreme case of riverbutt right now.
by Lethal Lindsey August 1, 2016
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river butt

When you have diarehha to the point its shooting out your butt
Im sick and i have mass river butt
by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016
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