Social retard

Andy Phin

Andrew says:
you guys ignored me the whole night

by raTed June 1, 2004

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Retard Juice

This is when a so called "retard" cups his own shit and piss, and thinks by eating it he will unlease the reatard juice.

He doesnt know that retard juice actually isnt a real thing.

GUY 1: Did you see the retard yesterday
GUY 2: Yes i cant believe he cups his own shit and piss, that cup must smell.
GUY 3: I think its retard juice

by Michael Kenworthy October 29, 2007

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Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016

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sugar retarded

A diabetic who is dumb

“I’m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreas”

I’m you just sugar retarded

by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

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Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

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Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

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