time warped

when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.

Dude where are we? Idk man, I time warped into Dennys.

by MRTVMA December 1, 2014

Oxford time

A bizarre concept of time particular to students of Oxford University in which all things begin five minutes after and end five minutes before they are scheduled to. At Oxford, 10 minutes of every hour vanish into a bizarre time warp making Oxford students completely incompatible with normal people and their less sophisticated 60 minute hours.

Normal person: I see your class runs from 10-11.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.

by oxfordstudent February 1, 2010

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

POC Time

Person of color time - the phenomena that is all minorities being late to things no matter what

Hey, didn’t Mirelle say that she was going to be here an hour ago.
Yeah, I swear she’s on POC time.

by playboynialgottem December 24, 2021

Demon Time

A time when you just don’t care

Me and bro on “demon time”

by Darealgoat555 May 29, 2022

right timing

The moment of coincidence, quirk of fate, joke of karma, or instance of destiny which reveals itself in one blessed instant that was previously deemed impossible by external forces- the instant your life irrevocably changes to include a 'we.'

One glorious example could be the night Ben and Caylan were brought together, a week shy of beginning their respective life-changing, international adventures in the Army and Peace Corps. They had the "right timing."

by -Stella- January 27, 2015

kachow-time

When you get down and dirty with another individual.

"Yeah, I got some kachow-time last night

by Whooda hoe? Idaho April 17, 2017