pipe cleaner

When Tevin gets a strong urge to suck alot of dick

wow if only my pipe cleaner was here

by tevinsucksnutz March 11, 2015

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!

“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024

Pipe bomb

"to pipe bomb" is an Irish man's favourite activity

"If you continue with this bullshit, I'll pipe bomb you"
"Try me bitch"

by Mustard Boy November 6, 2020

grievance pipe

Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better

Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend

Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better

by LopesUpBro! March 21, 2016

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

Pipe dream

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).

«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it!»

by PipeKing April 15, 2021