by JackPavlick December 08, 2021
Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit
Jason: grant is it ape time yet
Grant: yes brother ape time has come
Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone
Grant: starts stabbing someone
Grant: yes brother ape time has come
Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone
Grant: starts stabbing someone
by Jason the crack man November 08, 2019
When you paint your genitals green , cover them in diced onions and visiously penetrate your significant others’ anus while screaming , “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS”
by JMZOMBIES March 06, 2019
In Thailand. Slow as fuck... barely moving.... we aren't running on time we're running on Thai time.
The bus will be here in 20 minutes... 50 minutes later... " where is the bus?" .... " 10 mins" ... Thai time.
by East coast shredder February 17, 2017
when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.
by MRTVMA December 02, 2014
A bizarre concept of time particular to students of Oxford University in which all things begin five minutes after and end five minutes before they are scheduled to. At Oxford, 10 minutes of every hour vanish into a bizarre time warp making Oxford students completely incompatible with normal people and their less sophisticated 60 minute hours.
Normal person: I see your class runs from 10-11.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.
by oxfordstudent February 01, 2010
by cagefreak June 04, 2006