John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

John Nintendo

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.

"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."

by lyricalllama June 17, 2023

thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre

John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.

by -meaningless- March 1, 2021

Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.

Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!

by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021