numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.

A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!

by wylion2015 March 23, 2016

numb out

When u can't "close the deal" aka when ya dick rock hard but can't dump that load

Shorty twat was wack,shit made my dick numb out!!!

by Ineedadumpsite777 March 28, 2016

Nubskrub

A mix between a Noob and a Skrub. An inexperienced player who also does not know how to use weapons properly in a video game.

"Did you see that nubskrub in Team Fortress 2? He didn't even know how to use the main weapons."

by KoolDashKid September 9, 2016

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles

You got some numb nuts

by Manny Mack June 2, 2016

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

Numbcicle

1. (adj) A person that is oblivious to the world around them, due to extraneous circumstances.

Phillip is a complete numbcicle.

by Decked July 10, 2016

Nubspin

An amputee inserts the ñub of the injured limb into a vagina or but hole. Whilst inserted, the amputee or (the fister), then spins the (fistee) a full 360.

Nubspin.

Title song Nubspin else Matters

Andrew the amputee stuck his deformed arm up the cunt of the hooker and in one fluent motion proceeded to spin the slut like a chocolate wheel. By the end of the night we were playing spin the hooker without the bottle...
Nubspin hey....... Lucky fucker

by Wreck it Rico July 20, 2016