out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.

Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

Noodles

In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.

Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.

Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.

Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???

by Ralph the producer January 7, 2017

Skidoodle Noodle

Word for gum worm sweets/red jelly sticks. Often shared in class. Has its origin form the skidaddle skidoodle meme.

Have you gotten any Skidoodle Noodles from him?
Yes, he is a communist and likes to share them with his friends!

by Rextroy8r November 30, 2018

Noodles 1980

A fat piece of shit and convicted pedophile named David Buldo from New Jersey who likes to exploit intellectually disabled people and use them for content

That autistic guy just got Noodles 1980'd.

Did you know Noodles 1980 molested a disabled 12 year old girl in 2003?

by DavidJBuldoRapist399Beech February 16, 2024

Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.

Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.

by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023

Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"

by ticleme February 28, 2009