good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018

Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.

Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up

by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

morning mcflurry

When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.

Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry

by PePe069 December 5, 2017

morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016