Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.

*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”

by HappySheep July 10, 2022

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

drill monkey

drill monkey is god

i pray to drill monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 5, 2021

Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.

Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.

by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021

The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

by Pweaw July 6, 2021

Cling-Monkey

A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.

Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.

by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022

Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.

“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!

by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022