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Sherwood Middle School 

Sherwood Middle School is located in the Portland suburb of Sherwood, Oregon. The school contains students ranging from 6th to 8th grade, all having their respective traits. 6th-7th contains the jerks and the "cool kid wannabes" that have nothing better to brag about than their Fortnite wins, the gay kids, and the kids that have nothing better to say than how good they are at football and lacrosse, and 8th grade has the homophobic tall kids that yell at teachers all the time.
Person #1: Which school do you go to?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #3: Actually, it's pronounced hell.

Trafford Middle School 

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.
Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School

Mead Middle School 

A decent school in Mead Colorado full of vsco girls and Fortnite nerds
Jordan: Hey I’m going to Mead Middle School... OMG I dropped my hydro flask sksksksksksk
Avery: And I OOP skskskskskskskksk do you want my scrunchie skskskskksk

Plaza Middle School 

A ratchet 757 school where fights happen once ever fifteen years, and when they happen, they only last thirty seconds before getting split up. The teachers treat you like failed abortions, and the gym locker room smells like Olive Garden salad. There's a lot of different cliques in this school, the Tik Tok thots, the horny men, the people that are supposed to be in high school, fat niggas, and a lot more. I swear I saw the lunch crawl across my table, and the "vegan" food they give us on Monday is trash. Even vegans eat something edible!
Guy 1: You've ever heard of Plaza Middle School?!
Guy 2: You mean that trash hole around the corner?
Plaza Middle School by Littlepepsi September 17, 2019

Jefferson Middle School 

A strict bum a** school where all the crackheads / potheads. Smoke and hang with all the white kids, since they’re are only a couple of white kids there.
Mom : “how was the first day of Jefferson Middle School?”

Kid : “nothing really we just had a lot of kids smoking and a large group of white kids”

Mom : “should we try for cocoa sweetie”

Creekland Middle School

A hell hole filled with hoes and wigger guys who try and act cool. Everyone wants to kill theirself because of homework and has a stupid 8th grade math teacher who looks like a wet rat who always flirts with her assistant in class
Guy-" Hey dont you go to creekland middle school?"
Girl-" Yeah i'm going to shoot myself when i get home"