July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

by shigi_wifeoo February 10, 2022

Me julie

Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered

Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie

by Jizzterine September 21, 2023

July 13

Everyone : BADDIE BOYAH
Me: it's just when season 2 of sonic prime is out.

JULY 13...

?yaD ecnednepednI

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

July 11 2006

The day the most beautiful girl was born. This girl is the most wonderful person ever and makes me the happiest person in the world. She has the greatest personality and deserves the whole world because she is just the greatest and most perfect human. She also makes the greatest girlfriend ever. I love her with all my heart.

That girl Ella, born on July 11 2006, is literately my favorite person ever. She’s so beautiful and perfect.

by Trossard3Assists June 16, 2023