Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

Jelly

A sweet discretion from something edible.

I love strawberry jelly.

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

peanut butter and jelly

when you just got done eating peanut butter fudge and eat out a girl while she’s on her period

“Dude, I just got the best peanut butter and jelly from Austin down the hall.”

by LilGuy0468 May 27, 2025

Jelly

Jelly is slang for your dick, so if someone is talking about there jelly there actually talk in about their dick

Person 1: stop touching my jelly dude

Person 2: oh my bad

by Thickdaddylonglegs321 December 15, 2023

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Jelly Women

Jelly women is basically a jelly women

Hey Jelly women by Sara !!

by WHahahahahahhahaahahha July 19, 2021