A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.
Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.
Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.
Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
by Skyzza November 13, 2011
by tdnew April 21, 2009
1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd
2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
by cinimodde September 23, 2018
An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
by Herman P. Willis October 17, 2006
Usually applied to computer software or a system that's a mess at every level. The more you investigate the problem, the more problems turn-up in a seemingly never-ending fractal of shit.
"This entire system was written by retards. It's just shit, built on shit, built on shit. It's a shit-fractal."
by MyPseudonymNameWasTaken March 07, 2013
Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
by Tesax May 09, 2021