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i am bullshit mad 

When your anger is so insane .... it's like a pile of bullshit
I am bullshit mad right now... my friend, Justine, is a complete bitch
i am bullshit mad by Astrid857 November 30, 2016

I am the manager 

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.
Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.
"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.
I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! 

Luigi, look!
It's from bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings an I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
We gotta find the princess!
AND YOU GOTTA HEL PUS!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed, instruction book
Looks kinda peaceful
looks are decieving, when koopas are involved
(Abrupt end)
Fat mario hotel: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
Gay luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Can I hakuna your matatas? 

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts
Either male or female tits
Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?