by shmoopypants November 30, 2023
Get the Hornymug. Crocstew, apparently.
by every username is taken help August 12, 2017
Get the Woke Hornymug. 
An intensified state of sexual arousal after burning a bad one, a parking lot beat down, and a side of Penn station east coast subs French fries!
Let’s go to Penn Starion east coast subs for date night babe, I’m hoping to get you Elkhart Horny tonight!
by DetroitSportsGuy February 15, 2023
Get the Elkhart hornymug. 
Get the hornymug. The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
Get the National Horny Promise Daymug. It was a summer day when Jessica bumped into Kyle and their pussy's and dick's met. When they bumped into each other, Jessica said "Meet me on #######'s street baby." Kyle was getting horny by this and went to that street. He was sent to a modern-looking house. he rang the bell and was greeted by Jessica's hot breasts and pussy. next to Jessica was a belt and Kyle already knew what to do. Jessica started to say "C'mon baby, I know you want to." with a sexy smirk on her face. she got into the doggy pose showing her naked butt. Kyle then said: "Did I even say you could talk?" and smacked her with the belt. "Ugh, harder Daddy!!" She said, drooling. Kyle then just started fucking her. Jessica was fazed by the hot, sexy, and tasty cum in her mouth. Kyle started eating her ass out. but then they got tired and slept together, naked, and waiting for the next morning to do this.
by grace6177 July 29, 2023
Get the hornymug.