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Sloppy Hand

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.
That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.
by Vypa August 18, 2012
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hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".
"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"
by gadurp1 October 13, 2014
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Wii hand

The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.

The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.
Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.
by TheEmoCupcake February 28, 2009
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taylor hand

is a stuck up bitch who has nothing going for her in life and looks like a brown ugly ass oompa loompa.
Taylor Hand is a dumbass, never ever trust her
by Nerd1271204092148 October 14, 2013
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Throw these hands

"Im about to throw these hands." Chris said sternly. "Fine. You want to fight? Let's fight."
by YassBoss July 17, 2017
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Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017
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Charli Hands

Charli Hands is the most amazing person in the world. She deserves every single bit of love in the entire fucking world. If anyone were to hurt her I'd make you regret it. She is kind and sweet and definitely a cutie and I love her so much. She owns my whole heart. love you
by I love you Charli April 18, 2019
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