golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

GoldenJalapeno

A slang word for penis. Preferably a Mexican penis.

I jabbed her with my GoldenJalapeno. Ole Motherfucker

by Prepper Boyz May 4, 2016

Golden Arm

One who has their arm around someone they want to hook up with, but they get too nervous, and sit with their "golden arm" around that person for an extended period of time.

Did you see Julian at that party last night? He had his golden arm around Bela for like 30 minutes!

by Rimmmmmmer6969 June 15, 2016

Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016

Golden gamer

A sexy badass who destroys everything. He is a gift from the gods

That guys a real golden gamer

by Gold man September 22, 2016

Golden Falls

When someone urinates in a river upstream from a popular waterfall swimming hole in an attempt to shower multiple people at once.

Remember that time I made golden falls at the La Minas waterfall and showered 30 unsuspecting tourists?!?

by MA&D November 6, 2016

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

by memetery1 November 26, 2016