fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 6, 2006

Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".

1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"

by TimN December 6, 2006

fuck and go

A relationship in which one or both members are in for the sex and will leave each other soon after they bang for the first and only time.

A Senior in college dating a freshie in high school?!!! That's gonna be a fuck and go for sure.

by anonymous September 18, 2005

0 fucks

0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything

Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you

by Eslizlle November 25, 2015

Zen as fuck

When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.

It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.

by Soffz84 November 19, 2017

Fuck 12

Fuck 12 basically means fuck the police, but more specifically it’s means fuck the police drug unit.

Dashawn: “man close the window, the 12 might come!”
Daquan: *hits blunt* “man fuck 12!”

by Jellyfiish July 20, 2018

bag fuck

Any act of putting an item into your inventory in a video game, especially if you're not going to use it.
First made popular by a popular YouTuber DeliciousCinnamon, this term comes from a blind idiot translation of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Due to varying graphical representations of putting inventory items away, a real life act of bag fuck remains a mystery, much like recipes for volcano bakemeat and kuang steak.
As the term bag fuck is also being popularized by another YouTuber, Slowflake, it may become either a forced meme or a valid Internet forums term.

EGGIE!DRUG
BAG FUCK!
--Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal

by Minkovsky July 11, 2011