Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
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