decess

The opposite of obsess. To relax and/or separate oneself from something important.

"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."

"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."

"You right, man. Hand me another joint."

by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007

DeceptiCunt

1. A man or transvestite masquerading, or running around disguised as a woman.

2. A cross dresser

I brought a girl home to have sex with her, but then I saw her penis and realized she was a deceptiCunt

by the great white ghost July 19, 2011

December 1

The first day of the destroy dick december also known as DDD

Guy 1: hey dude its december 1 you know what that means

Guy 2: oh hell yeah ima go nut all over my girlfriends ass

by Sexylongassboi76 November 18, 2019

December 4th

The day you tell your crush you like them!

Sally: hey Its December 4th soooo I wanted to tell you that I like you.
Crush:lol ok.

by Imachikennugget December 2, 2019

December 11th

On this date you get to roast your smallest friend. You can do this all day. This is just for the tall people to get back at them for roasting them on the 10th.

It’s December 11th my tall friends are going to roast me all day today great.

by Always_small December 6, 2019

December 12th

Slap a hoe and call her Santa day

Aye bro it's December 12th!!!!
Yeah!!!!
You know what that means!?!??!!
Hell yeah brother!!!!

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

december 18th

1: Billie Eilish's date of birth 2: Celebration day; Just celebrate anything, eg. trees

1: Its December 18th tomorrow, this time we're celebrating trees. 2: Its December 18th tomorrow, Billie Eilish's birthday!

by dxfxnxtixn October 28, 2019