Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 30, 2023

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 21, 2025

Meh cuppa coffee

A loser with no future and will die alone

Are you meh cuppa coffee

by Gunnerbummer76 July 25, 2021

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Tilt the Coffee

A idiom which means trying to tilt coffee.

Guy: Let's Tilt the Coffee!

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018