horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 16, 2005

Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

Bum Jumish

Originated in the early 2000's, Bum Jum was a show of stupidity, and stuff. Bum Jumish is a word to define anything remotly stupid or in any way related to Bum Jum or Starbucks.

That dude is so Bum Jumish/this coffee is so Bum Jumish

by Cat House Productions May 31, 2004

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.

(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!

by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015